| 0 | The Shriek She Made When She Died Was Erased By The Sound of Lightning |
| 4 | He Was Shot By One Of Brian’s Children Holding The Cats Hostage In A Cardboard Box |
| 3 | They Watched Him Detonated On The Linoleum Twisting |
| 10 | She Began To Cry Tears Of Blood Which Became Little Brick Houses When They Hit The Ground |
| 2 | She Spoke To It Through A Clock Radio In A Dream And Woke As A Cloudburst Obliterating Her Civilization |
| 1 | Eric And Kitty Both Die Within A Month Of Each Other, Red Stares At The Coffee Table |
| 2 | Someone Painted A Giant Paperclip On The Sidewalk Right Where You Fell |
| 1 | He Secretly Collected Tragedies Under The Guise Of Learning From Past Mistakes And Moving Forward |
| 0 | He Became A Crooked Steeple In A Dusty Old Snow Globe Nobody Had Turned Over In Years |
| 3 | Crazy Painted On Eyebrows Staring Out The Front Window Eating Hot Dog Buns |
| 1 | He Shit Out His Own Skeleton And Wore His Floppy Flesh Like A Trench Coat |
| 1 | Say School Bus Yellow 17 Times Then Say Your Own Name And Cry |