| 1.000 | Gondowanland School of Subcutaneous Noise Infraction |
| 1.000 | U Can Unlearn Guitar |
| 0.998 | 7 Mile Spanking Machine |
| 0.997 | A Three Ring Circus (for Autistic Children) |
| 0.954 | F.W. Tittenbrow |
| 0.908 | worm time |
| 0.869 | Prick Decay / Glands Of External Secretion |
| 0.858 | Noggin |
| 0.854 | Prick Decay |
| 0.846 | Edith Bunker's Demonized Vomit Insurance |