| 1.000 | Gondowanland School of Subcutaneous Noise Infraction |
| 1.000 | Rural Alien |
| 0.998 | 7 Mile Spanking Machine |
| 0.997 | A Three Ring Circus (for Autistic Children) |
| 0.954 | F.W. Tittenbrow |
| 0.905 | worm time |
| 0.867 | Prick Decay / Glands Of External Secretion |
| 0.858 | Noggin |
| 0.856 | Prick Decay |
| 0.845 | Edith Bunker's Demonized Vomit Insurance |